{"id":77,"date":"2007-08-16T21:55:33","date_gmt":"2007-08-16T21:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2007-08-16T21:55:33","modified_gmt":"2007-08-16T21:55:33","slug":"kurang-ajarnya-penjaga-loket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/2007\/08\/16\/kurang-ajarnya-penjaga-loket\/","title":{"rendered":"(kurang ajarnya) Penjaga Loket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>H<\/strong>ampir setiap pulang dari kantor, gua banyak mengalami hal-hal yang <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">aneh<\/span> menyebalkan. Setelah gua mengalami pengalaman yang <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">buruk<\/span> lucu di <a href=\\\"http:\/\/hedwigus.wordpress.com\/2007\/08\/14\/busway-koridor-iii\/\\\">busway koridor III<\/a>, kali ini gua harus menghadapi penjaga loket Depok Express di station kota yang sangat-sangat menyebalkan <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">sampek pengen rasanya bogem gua masukin ke mulut bawelnya<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\\&#8221;Mas, uang kecil aja\\&#8221; <\/em>ucap penjaga loket sambil sedikit membentak.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Gua memang kebetulan ngasih uang 50 ribuan yang rada lecek, karena gua kantongin di celana selama 2 hari (ketahuan celana 2 hari gak ganti deh)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>\\&#8221;Maaf mas, uang saya tinggal satu-satunya ini, gak ada lagi\\&#8221; <\/em>gua jawab<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Memang hari itu uang yang menempel di tubuh gua ya tinggal 50 ribu perak.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><em>\\&#8221;Gak ada kembalinya\\&#8221;<\/em> Dia menghardik gua, sambil mendorong kembali uang 50ribuan lecek gua keluar loket.<\/p>\n<p>Gua langsung naik pitam !!! railfans diginiin !!!<\/p>\n<p><em>\\&#8221;Nyet&#8230;. !!! itu depan moncong lu ada 10 ribuan dan 20 ribuan setumpuk, loe bilang gak ada kembalian!!\\&#8221; <\/em>Gua marah-marah.<\/p>\n<p>Sambil merengut <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">kayak banci kurang setoran<\/span> akhirnya dia ngasih tiket ke gua dengan kembalian 41 ribu rupiah <span style=\\\"text-decoration: line-through;\\\">saja<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>Reflek gua keluarin <a href=\\\"http:\/\/hedwigus.wordpress.com\/2005\/09\/01\/handphone-dinas\\\">handphone<\/a> yang pernah <a href=\\\"http:\/\/hedwigus.wordpress.com\/2007\/06\/22\/handphone-crash\\\">blank<\/a> dan c\\&#8217;prett!! gua potrek si pegawai honorer nan blagu luar biasa itu. Dia sewot dan marah-marah dari balik kandangnya persis seperti monyet di ragunan.<\/p>\n<p><a id=\\\"file-link-111\\\" class=\\\"file-link image\\\" title=\\\"Penjaga Loket Jakarta\u00a0Kota\\\" href=\\\"void(0)\\\"><\/p>\n<p style=\\\"text-align:center;\\\"><img src=\\\"http:\/\/hedwigus.wordpress.com\/files\/2007\/08\/penjagaloketstationjakk.thumbnail.jpg\\\" alt=\\\"Penjaga Loket Jakarta Kota\\\" width=\\\"354\\\" height=\\\"354\\\" \/><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Gua langsung jalan naik Depex jam 18:00 yang baru berangkat jam 19:00 yang penuh sesak persis KRL Ekonomi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hampir setiap pulang dari kantor, gua banyak mengalami hal-hal yang aneh menyebalkan. Setelah gua mengalami pengalaman yang buruk lucu di busway koridor III, kali ini gua harus menghadapi penjaga loket Depok Express di station kota yang sangat-sangat menyebalkan sampek pengen rasanya bogem gua masukin ke mulut bawelnya. \\&#8221;Mas, uang kecil aja\\&#8221; ucap penjaga loket sambil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","travel-monster-post","no-post-thumbnail","latest_post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}