{"id":346,"date":"2008-10-06T15:03:06","date_gmt":"2008-10-06T08:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/?p=346"},"modified":"2008-10-06T15:03:06","modified_gmt":"2008-10-06T08:03:06","slug":"sudah-pasti-bos-selalu-benar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/06\/sudah-pasti-bos-selalu-benar\/","title":{"rendered":"Sudah pasti Bos selalu benar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Satu hari 10 tahun yang lalu.<\/p>\n<p>Telepon di meja berdering.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Weg, komputer gua muncul pesan aneh, gimana ngilanginnya.<br \/>\nGw: Pencet tombol ESCAPE aja pak.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: OK.<br \/>\n&#8230; ceklek &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Belum satu menit telepon di meja berdering lagi.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Weg!!.. (rada marah).. tombol ESCAPE di sebelah mana ?!<br \/>\nGw: Sebelah kiri atas pak.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: OK.<br \/>\n&#8230; ceklek &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Lagi telepon berdering kembali.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Weg!!!&#8230; (marah beneran).. Lu sekarang juga kemari, gua gak nemu tombol ESCAPE!<br \/>\nGw: Itu lho Pak, sebelah kiri atas, tulisannya sih ESC<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: OK.<br \/>\n&#8230; ceklek &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Untuk keempat kali telepon berdering..<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Weg!!!&#8230; (ngamuk).. Gw kata apa, lu kemari dari tadi gw gak nemu tombol ESCAPE aplagi ESC!<br \/>\nGw: OK, sebentar saya sampek ruangan bapak.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: OK.<br \/>\n&#8230; ceklek &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Di dalam ruangan Bos.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Weg!.. nah sekarang lu tunjukin dimana tombol ESCAPE.<br \/>\nGw: Tuh pak, di sebelah kira atas.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: (sambil gerakin mousenya ke kiri atas layar) Gak ada!, kalo ada gua gak panggil elu!<br \/>\nGw: Maksud saya di sebelah kiri atas di keyboard bukan di layar.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Wah! gimana sih.. lu bilang kek dari tadi, jadi gak lama kayak gini!<br \/>\nGw: Maaf Pak.<br \/>\n<strong>Bos<\/strong>: Ya sudah sana balik!<br \/>\nGw: Terima kasih pak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Satu hari 10 tahun yang lalu. Telepon di meja berdering. Bos: Weg, komputer gua muncul pesan aneh, gimana ngilanginnya. Gw: Pencet tombol ESCAPE aja pak. Bos: OK. &#8230; ceklek &#8230;. Belum satu menit telepon di meja berdering lagi. Bos: Weg!!.. (rada marah).. tombol ESCAPE di sebelah mana ?! Gw: Sebelah kiri atas pak. Bos: OK. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","travel-monster-post","no-post-thumbnail","latest_post"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.hedwigus.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}